I signed a year-long lease )8
Imagine how is touch the sky
Karl Pilkington summing up my thoughts on the robot
Cheese Pencils are shaped like oversized pencils, where the “leads” contain three different flavours: truffles, pesto and chilli. With the built-in grating function you can sprinkle delicious, appetizing flakes of parmesan cheese on your meal. A scale lists how many calories the portion contains.
are you fucking kidding me right now
meanwhile in Germany…
Unf…..seriously. In this very moment My life has changed.
…so you may want to be careful the next time you pull out that flyswatter.
son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”
the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord
omg the way that last baby hops!
The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”
i’m laughing so hard
I’M SO DONE
I’ve reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it everytime it comes up on my dash