raeosunshine:

I signed a year-long lease )8

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

vivalasgomez:

Karl Pilkington summing up my thoughts on the robot

Pizza - the 90s’ food of choice.

brasspistol:

carcrash-cupcakes:

page-404-not-found:

rlmjob:

strawberryorange:

Cheese pencil

Cheese Pencils are shaped like oversized pencils, where the “leads” contain three different flavours: truffles, pesto and chilli. With the built-in grating function you can sprinkle delicious, appetizing flakes of parmesan cheese on your meal. A scale lists how many calories the portion contains.

are you fucking kidding me right now

meanwhile in Germany…

Unf…..seriously. In this very moment My life has changed.

TRUFFLE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wired:

This tiny, new compound camera is built LIKE A BUG’S EYE.

…so you may want to be careful the next time you pull out that flyswatter.

drarna:

son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

koxix:

where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”

#THE MOMENT IN TOY STORY 3 WHERE WE ALL LOST OUR SHIT

heythereuniverse:

Harlan J. Smith Milkyway Panorama | ZERO CEM

icorly:

ibowtonoman:

robotindisguise:

Banana Dolphins

it’s that time of year

Q

icomefromdownworld:

the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord

omg the way that last baby hops!

The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”

i’m laughing so hard 

I’M SO DONE

I’ve reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it everytime it comes up on my dash